Divorce Lawyer Quotes
More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house. Quotes on divorce from the bible.
Your mother is often a good choice and always free.
Divorce lawyer quotes. It is rare for the parties to return placidly to a time before they met. In the old days you would have one lawyer to handle everything. Awkward conversations are painful but theyre way easier than divorce resentment and heartbreak.
173 quotes have been tagged as lawyers. Im going through a divorce now. The list goes on.
A bitterness lingers on. There are bad people in it mr. Your best friend may be a good choiceunless your spouse is sleeping with your best friend.
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. When a man hath taken a wife and married her and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes because he hath found some uncleanness in her. Therapists clergy primary care physicians.
Its got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you. Many of these quotes poking fun at marriage and divorce admittedly have an abrasive edge to them. Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.
Many people are much better suited to comfort you. Ironically commentators have always found divorce fertile grounds for humor. A 99 year old man is filing for divorce from his 96 year old wife making them the worlds oldest divorced couple.
Funny divorce quotes group 8. Craig ferguson the power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. Divorce isnt just the person its everything that goes with it your kids the adjustment everything.
Speeding tickets buying a house contracts litigation real estate copyrights leasing entertainment intellectual property forensic accounting criminal offenses. Those who call this our independence day fantasising of returning to a never never time before they married when they were free easy single and master of their fate are delusional. It is a pleasant world we live in sir a very pleasant world.
Most of them work cheaper or even free. Then let him write her a bill of divorcement and give it in her hand and send her out of his house.